NSA Spying Program Report: “W” is Nation’s Top Contact with Foreign Nationals!
NSA, CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, & Pentagon Implicated!

Washington, D.C. - In a strange turn of events, the NSA released a report from its “W Approved” citizen spying program: The President and “friends” by a very large margin have the most contact with foreign nationals. The spying program named the White House, the NSA, the CIA, the FBI, Homeland Security, and the Pentagon as coconspirators in what could be the largest “contact-with-foreign-nationals” bust in world history.

This couldn’t come at a worst time for the President. With rapidly declining approval ratings, as a result if this very spying program, horrible foreign relations, the Iraq and “detainee” debacles, and with his own party slowly stepping away from the President, there is increasing talk of impeachment in the Capital.

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