Political Correctness
Ruled Nonpolitically Correct!
Hippies the Largest Demography Shocked!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a ground breaking decision today,
the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a
lower-court’s ruling in Political Correctness v. THE
UNIVERSE, that Political Correctness is not politically
correct.
The plaintiff, THE UNIVERSE, representing itself, argued
that Political Correctness attacked symptoms of larger
problems and went further to claim that “Political
Correctness creates worse problems than the symptoms
Political Correctness claims to assuage. I am the last
being that wants others treated with disrespect, I want the
opposite. Nor am I saying that racial, sexual, religious,
political, or any other type of derogatory term should be
used. What I’m saying is Political Correctness forces
people to hide from their hidden unconscious prejudices,
and keeps both society and individuals from overcoming
them. I mean, give me a break, do you really think that the
hubris of societies will ever be overcome if everyone gets
to hide how they truly think and feel behind a facade of
Political Correctness?.”
The attorney for the defense, Mr. Moonbeam Starshine
Pachouli-Smoker Flowerchild, Esq., a recent graduate from
the Environmental Law Department at Lewis and Clark,
countered THE UNIVERSE, or at least attempted to, with
“Like, hey... man, being, or whatever [brief cough
with a puff of pachouli smoke], like, you don’t know
man. I bet you don’t even eat your own home-grown
free-range organic tofu.” [THE UNIVERSE whispered
under its breath, “...and to think, your helping
entropy... ]
After telling the defense “We have no idea what it is
that you argued,” the 9th Circuit upheld the
lower-courts ruling that Political Correctness be held for
Fraud, Conspiracy to Commit Fraud, Conspiracy to Hide
Truth, and Hubris. The court further demanded that
Political Correctness immediately “stop being such a
f@#$ing wuss.”
Sentencing is scheduled for later this year.