Antihubris.com
Announces Development of the World's First Hubrometer
tm
Is the World Ready for This?
ANTIHUBRIS.COM, INTERNET – In an
interview with itself today, Antihubris.com announced that
it is already in private antepenultimate pre-beta testing
of what it has dubbed the Hubrometer. tm
Antihubris.com’s Webmaster / Senior Hubrometer tm
Developer / and Chief Algorithm Expert said,
“We’re working on an algorithm, and complex
data modeling and analysis more complex, and less
redundant, than any other the world has seen. Our initial
public antipenultimate pre-beta release of the Hubrometer
tm will be limited in scope to real-time hubris
measurements of the United States and the World as a whole.
“Eventually a user of the Hubrometer tm
will be able to measure both real-time and the trend /
history hubris levels of everything from a celebrity, a
John Doe, a website, a law, or a city to individual
countries and international corporations. When we flipped
the on switch to 'on' - stop me if I get too technical - in
our initial private pre-antepenultimate pre-beta test of
the Hubrometer, tm it read such a high level of
hubris that we almost crashed the Western and North East
power grids. We have since put more parameters on its
hubris readings, and added antihubristic words, actions,
etc. to the primary algorithm in order to provide more
accuracy and balance to the Hubrometertm as a
whole. I must admit, it was a bit hubristic of us to only
include hubris and not include antihubris in the
Hubrometer'stm algorithm, but we've been able to
move past our past mistakes.
“We are, however, working round the clock on this
project. I’ve assembled a crack team of
mathematicians, programmers, web designers, AJAX
specialists (both for the web, and for the Greek hero),
satirists, politicians, CEOs, cartoonists, theologians,
philosophers, and exceptional coffee. We even got
Antihubris.com’s World Hubris Experts Department
pulled away from their usual World Hubris Expert work, to
help on the project, and with a project of this magnitude
we need all the help we can get.”
Antihubris.com was able to view the Hubrometer
tm during the interview with itself, and was too
stunned by its briliance to be able to begin to describe
it.
Antihubris.com refused to give an exact date on the first
public antepenultimate pre-beta release of the Hubrometer,
tm but commented that they hoped it would be
sooner rather than later, “the world needs this, it
really needs this, but frankly, we’re not sure the
world is ready for or capable of handling the Hubrometer,
tm we can only cross our fingers.”
Note: The Hubrometertm is Real.